Who are the Nannas? Why are they so Fit and Goodlooking? What is their callsign in the International Phonetic Alphabet?

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The Nannas Are:

#4 *romeo hotel*
Rhian Hinkley[Capt.]
ITN: Heinrik Hanly
AKA: The Kurgen
Special Power: The Captain's Goal ~ always in extreme circumstances, always when it matters, always spectacular, always inspiring

#13 *hotel charlie*
Hugh Covill
ITN: Chug Holliv
AKA: The Hard Man
Special Power: The Stupa Boot ~ the magnificently outrageous stupefying kick and boot deflection


#23 *delta charlie*
Daniel Crooks
ITN: Enrico Skoald
AKA: The Cock Baller
Special Power: Jedi Mind Tricks - projects an aura of; i'm an unco man with a funny hair cut, you've nothing to fear from me, let me run by you with the ball

#3 *golf foxtrot*
Guy Fraser
ITN: Fergus Ray
AKA: The Lumberjack
Special Power: The Death Blow ~ looks as painful to execute as it is to recieve

#0 *charlie golf*
Chris Gill
ITN: Rich Glisl
AKA: The Glove of Love
Special Power: The Heisenberg Uncertainty Ability ~ reinterprets the laws of physics to make his body cover all possible trajectories of any given shot at goal instantaneously and simultaneously, having knowledge of both the momentum and location of matter despite this apparent conflict with the Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantumn Theory

#6 *charlie bravo*
Christoper Brown
ITN: Winthrop Crobers
AKA: Doe Eyes
Special Power: The Phase ~ super energy, acclerated foot speed, heightened control skills, acute prescience


#9 *tango kilo*
Takeshi Kondo
ITN: Keith OK Danson
AKA: The Tokyo Terror
Special Power: Guts ~ no fear, no pain, no worries, just great big scallops

#5 *tango hotel*
Thomas Howie
ITN: Hamish Woote
AKA: The Coach
Special Power: The Toe Hack ~ fast, furious, untelegraphed and almost undetectable

#69 *tango whiskey*
Tao Weis
ITN: Otis Awe
AKA: The Purple Head±
Special Power: The Hyper Hustle ~ he's here, he's there, he's back over here, there again, you're hearing footsteps, he's on you, you're freaking, he's got the ball, goal, it's over.

#7 *alfa whiskey*
Andy Wong
ITN: Donny Wag
AKA: Sing My Song [everybody I know seems to know me well]
Special Power: The Drop ~ legally hard fell a man twice his size square on his humiliated arse and emerge with the ball

Also Available: A Graphic Representation of the International Phonetic Alphabet distribution as used by the Nannas

Those who also serve/d:

James Hannan

Kelvin Mann

Shane Haseman

Pete Circuitt

Hugh Harvey

Jimmy From Ireland.

ITN: International Trading Name, for use in transfer negotiations and marketing spin offs

Also Available: Nannas Escort Service. Discreet Quality Companionship at Reasonable Rates for the Discerning Female Looking for a Great Night Out.

 

±On the shoulders and in the pants.